Young people think that seasoned timers don’t think about how to party! They are fools! Senior citizens party just as hard as anyone – maybe even harder – because we are free from responsibility; however, in our retirement community there are some pretty raging parties on the weekends, then sure, they always end early because we don’t stay up late, but we can rage! The two of us have prescription medicine parties, where we fill a punch bowl with all our pills plus just eat random handfuls of medicine to see what happens, then and when it comes to medical cannabis, you can’t find a better supply than in a retirement community; let me tell you a secret – the only reason medical cannabis is legal in so several states is because of senior citizens.
The two of us vote in record numbers, we donate to politicians, we support the local cops, plus when we collectively decided we wanted legal medical cannabis, it only took a couple years for the laws to change.
The first medical cannabis dispensaries were located in plus around retirement communities, so that seasoned folks could have easy access. This means that in our town, medical cannabis is as available as a glass of water! Almost every single beach house on our block reeks of medical cannabis smoke. Aside from medical cannabis, another thing we seasoned people are known for is swinging, plus sleeping around with each other. If actually you thought retirement meant a boring life of fishing you were way off the mark, because all the people I think spend their afternoons smoking medical cannabis plus having random casual sex.