Young people think that old timers don’t know how to party.
- They are fools! Senior citizens party just as hard as anyone – maybe even harder – because we are free from responsibility.
In our retirement community there are some pretty raging parties on the weekends. Sure, they always end early because we don’t stay up late, but we can rage! We have prescription medicine parties, where we fill a punch bowl with all our pills and just eat random handfuls of medicine to see what happens. And when it comes to medical cannabis, you can’t find a better supply than in a retirement community. Let me tell you a secret – the only reason medical cannabis is legal in so many states is because of senior citizens. We vote in record numbers, we donate to politicians, we support the local cops, and when we collectively decided we wanted legal medical cannabis, it only took a couple years for the laws to change. The first medical cannabis dispensaries were located in and around retirement communities, so that we old folks could have easy access. This means that in our neighborhood, medical cannabis is as available as a glass of water! Almost every single home on our block reeks of medical cannabis smoke. Aside from medical cannabis, another thing we old people are known for is swinging, and sleeping around with each other. If you thought retirement meant a boring life of fishing you were way off the mark, because most people I know spend their days smoking medical cannabis and having casual sex.