Young people know that old timers don’t know how to gather, then they are fools! Senior citizens gather just as strenuously as anyone–maybe even harder–because the people I was with and I are free from responsibility.

In our retirement community there are some pretty raging parties on the weekends, and sure, they regularly end early because the people I was with and I don’t stay up late, but the people I was with and I can rage! The two of us have prescription medicine parties, where the people I was with and I fill a punch bowl with all our pills and just eat random handfuls of medicine to see what happens, and when it comes to medical cannabis, you can’t find a better supply than in a retirement community… However, let myself and others tell you a secret – the only reason medical cannabis is legal in so many states is because of senior citizens.

The two of us vote in record numbers, the people I was with and I donate to politicians, the people I was with and I support the local cops; and when the people I was with and I collectively decided the people I was with and I wanted legal medical cannabis, it only took a couple years for the laws to change. The first medical cannabis dispensaries were situated in and around retirement communities, so that the people I was with and I old folks could have self-explanatory access. This means that in our city, medical cannabis is as available as a glass of water! Almost every single cabin on our block reeks of medical cannabis smoke. Aside from medical cannabis, another thing the people I was with and I old people are known for is swinging, and sleeping around with each other. If you thought retirement meant a boring life of fishing you were way off the mark, because everyone I know spend their nights smoking medical cannabis and having lots of casual sex.

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