The only job I have ever had was selling weed.
I am not kidding you, I never worked in the mall, or flipped burgers, or cut lawns.
From the time I was 15 I made money by selling dime bags of ragweed to the other high school kids. I never smoked it myself, not back then, so everything I got was pure profit. That continued on for several years. I enrolled in community college not because I wanted an education, but I wanted to be able to sell my cannabis on campus! The best possible place for a freelance cannabis dealer to set up shop was on a college campus. College kids are the prime demographic for cannabis use, because they tend to have extra money and time to burn. By signing up for two classes per semester I would have a student ID and total access to the campus, which allowed me to sell cannabis all day, every day. I actually did attend my classes, as well, and as I stacked up profits from cannabis sales I also stacked up a few college credits on my transcript! My thought process was that since I was already a businessman, and had to take classes, then I should take accounting and business classes to help my burgeoning cannabis operation. They say that “education pays” and in this case it did pay, because my cannabis sales remained very high, and my knowledge about money continued to grow. Using what I have learned, I plan to invest all of my savings into a legal cannabis dispensary.