Alas, Earl only made one cup a day, in the morning before he came to work, and he wasn’t about to share his cannabis coffee with me.
One of the hallmarks of office life is free coffee. I work long hours, get paid low wages, and have a dreary, dull line of work. One of the few perks is that the bosses provide free coffee, and on friday they order donuts for everyone. Since the coffee is free I drink a lot of it. Most of my coworkers do the same. A few weeks ago Earl started bringing in his own coffee from home, and I found this highly suspicious. Earl was just as underpaid as I was, so why was he making fancy coffee now instead of drinking the free office coffee? The answer shocked and intrigued me, because it turned out that Earl was making cannabis infused coffee, a special blend he had purchased at the local marijuana dispensary. I had no idea cannabis infused coffee even existed, but once I found out I just had to try it. Alas, Earl only made one cup a day, in the morning before he came to work, and he wasn’t about to share his cannabis coffee with me. I had to drive all the way to the south side of town and visit the same cannabis shop Earl frequented. I found the cannabis coffee, but was bamboozled by how much it cost! No wonder Earl didn’t want to share, because cannabis coffee winds up being about $5 a cup even when you brew it at home. The cannabis dispensary sells it by the mug, as well, but that’s over $20, which is too rich for my blood.