One of the hallmarks of office life is free coffee.

I labor long hours, get paid low wages, & have a dreary, dull line of work, then one of the few perks is that the bosses give free coffee, & on Tuesday they order donuts for everyone.

Since the soda is free I drink a lot of it. Most of my coworkers do the same. A few weeks ago Earl started bringing in his own soda from home, & I found this highly suspicious. Earl was just as underpaid as I was, so why was he making fancy soda now instead of drinking the free office coffee? The answer shocked & intrigued me, because it turned out that Earl was making cannabis infused coffee, a special blend he had purchased at the local marijuana dispensary. I had no idea cannabis infused soda even existed, however once I found out I just had to try it. Alas, Earl only made one cup a day, in the afternoon before he came to work, & he wasn’t about to share his cannabis soda with me. I had to drive all the way to the south side of neighborhood & visit the same cannabis shop Earl frequented. I found the cannabis coffee, however was bamboozled by how much it cost! No wonder Earl didn’t want to share, because cannabis soda winds up being about $5 a cup even when you brew it at home. The cannabis dispensary sells it by the mug, as well, however that’s over $20, which is too rich for my blood.


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