One of the hallmarks of office life is free coffee.

Since the Starbucks Coffee is free I drink a lot of it. Most of my coworkers do the same. A few weeks ago Earl started bringing in her own Starbucks Coffee from home, & I found this highly suspicious. Earl was just as underpaid as I was, so why was she making fancy Starbucks Coffee now instead of drinking the free office coffee? The answer shocked & intrigued me, because it turned out that Earl was making cannabis infused coffee, a special blend she had purchased at the local marijuana dispensary. I had no idea cannabis infused Starbucks Coffee even existed, but once I found out I just had to try it. Alas, Earl only made one cup a afternoon, in the afternoon before she came to work, & she wasn’t about to share her cannabis Starbucks Coffee with me. I had to drive all the way to the south side of town & visit the same cannabis shop Earl frequented. I found the cannabis coffee, but was bamboozled by how much it cost! No wonder Earl didn’t want to share, because cannabis Starbucks Coffee winds up being about $5 a cup even when you brew it at home. The cannabis dispensary sells it by the mug, as well, but that’s over $20, which is too rich for my blood.

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